Winter Collection Preview: Coats for the Cold Rooftop
Eight new coats for cats who intend to stand on a roof and look into the distance.
Fitting Room Diaries: Seven Things We Have Heard Behind the Curtain
A selection of the finest quotes, none of which we can confirm and all of which we have verified.
The 3 AM Heist Planner: A Checklist for Perfect Timing
A step by step plan that begins at midnight and ends at breakfast, with a long interval for staring.
Night Vision Goggles, Sunbeam Edition: A Product Review
We tested our own best seller by wearing it in daylight, and found it very helpful for staring at sunbeams.
Meet the Team: Sneaky Pete, Colonel Biscuitworth and Madame Velvet Shadow
The three cats who keep the boutique running, more or less, mostly from underneath things.
FAQ: Can I Wear My Costume to a Real Burglary?
No, and we are alarmed you would ask, but here are the answers anyway.
Returns Policy: Why We Cannot Take Back Used Grappling Hooks
A short explanation of our returns policy for items that have been outside or inside a vase.
A Letter From a Satisfied Customer (and Our Reply)
A regular customer writes to complain, thank us, and ask whether the fur on the balaclava is included.
Press Release: Boutique Launches Silent Slipper Range
New collection promises footsteps no human can hear, though it makes a little noise when worn on the tiles.
How to Dress for a Heist: A Beginner’s Guide
Five layers, two accessories and one regrettable bell: everything a first time burglar needs.