Fitting Room Diaries: Seven Things We Have Heard Behind the Curtain
A selection of the finest quotes, none of which we can confirm and all of which we have verified.
FAQ: Can I Wear My Costume to a Real Burglary?
No, and we are alarmed you would ask, but here are the answers anyway.
A Letter From a Satisfied Customer (and Our Reply)
A regular customer writes to complain, thank us, and ask whether the fur on the balaclava is included.
How to Dress for a Heist: A Beginner’s Guide
Five layers, two accessories and one regrettable bell: everything a first time burglar needs.